theartoffic
29 March 2009 @ 10:26 pm
Short and sweet and finished! :D

Title: Realistic - Chapter 14/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
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theartoffic
21 March 2009 @ 10:20 pm
Because I couldn't keep you waiting! :)

Title: Realistic - Chapter 13/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
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theartoffic
21 March 2009 @ 12:52 am
Yaye! First day of Spring! That means sometime soon all of this snow will melt and it will be warm and I cannot wait!

That said this chapter of Realistic is ... not so warm and sunny. I hope you will trust me with lovely Lij!bot, because no one loves him more than I. ;)

Title: Realistic - Chapter 12/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult


Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
16 March 2009 @ 10:27 pm
And we're finally getting closer to the end of this story ;)

Title: Realistic - Chapter 11/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
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theartoffic
05 March 2009 @ 09:21 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter 10/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
25 February 2009 @ 10:35 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter 9/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
19 February 2009 @ 10:07 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter 8/14
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the amazing [info]lisabellex <3

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
11 February 2009 @ 10:39 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter Seven
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: the absolutely glorious [info]lisabellex, who should have been paid for all her hard work! *adores you*

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
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theartoffic
03 February 2009 @ 09:28 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter Six
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult overall

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: [info]lisabellex Thank you for undertaking this project. My gratitude knows no bounds!

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
27 January 2009 @ 10:54 pm
Title: Realistic - Chapter Five
Author: [info]theartoffic
Type: LOTR RPS AU
Pairing: Orlando/Elijah
Rating: Adult

Summary: In the 21st century Artificial Intelligence is still in its infancy, some scientists toy with the idea of creating robots that look, and act, and think like human beings; in the future they are going to succeed. Realistics look real, feel real, and, at a glance, cannot be distinguished from the ones who made them. They are the result of hundreds of years of AI evolution, they are beautiful, perfect, and expensive, but to society at large they are not real. This is the story of one such Realistic.



A/N: Complete and will be posted as each chapter is beta'd. Previous chapters can be found by the tag :)

Beta: [info]lisabellex Thank you for undertaking this project. My gratitude knows no bounds!

The American Heritage Science Dictionary

artificial intelligence

The ability of a computer or other machine to perform actions thought to require intelligence. Among these actions are logical deduction and inference, creativity, the ability to make decisions based on past experience or insufficient or conflicting information, and the ability to understand spoken language.


.... or the ability to love.
Read more... )
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theartoffic
12 October 2008 @ 01:28 am
Happy Birthday [info]verangel!!!  
Title: Of Kings and Slaves AU - Chapter 12/12
Rating: Mature
Paring: OB/EW - AU
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: All made up :)
Beta: Many, many thanks to [info]itstonedme, I couldn't have gotten to the end without you! *hugs*


Happy Birthday [info]verangel!!! This fic is for you! :D Thank you for being the wonderful you that you are!!! (And patient!) I adore you and I hope you have a very special day, you deserve all the very best!! :D Many birthday hugs and kisses xxooo!! And cake! And smiles! And Elijah ... naked! (maybe with cake! It's late, I'm sorry *g*) <3's


I know this fic has gone on far too long, and I'm sorry! But this is pretty much it :D. This is how I wrote the story originally and how I wanted it to end. There may yet be an epilogue but I'm not too sure how thrilled I am with the way it's coming together. :P I really enjoyed writing this story and I thank you all for sticking with it for so long! :D

Previous parts:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4.1
Part 4.2
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11


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theartoffic
01 October 2008 @ 11:45 pm
asdjflasdfjsladfh! I am so in love with this show. It does the same things to me that watching the Sopranos used to do - it shocks me at times and makes me laugh out loud. I cannot waaaaaaaait for next week to see what will happen next. I swear, it gets better and better every week and Charlie should have his shirt off in every episode (yes, I am that shallow!)

Thank you FX for running each episode back to back so I can catch everything I missed the first time (because I was too busy drooling over Charlie) because so much goes on and I missed it the first time.

God, I love all of the characters in this show and - Is it next Wednesday yet?

Thus ends my squee post. :P
 
 
theartoffic
23 September 2008 @ 09:25 pm
Title: Of Kings and Slaves AU - Chapter 11
Rating: Mature
Paring: OB/EW - AU
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: All made up :)
Beta: Many, many thanks to [info]itstonedme

I, um, think I told some of you that this chapter would be the last for this story. I am a complete and utter idiot *g*. I opened this chapter when I got it back from my beta and was all??? I'd forgotten my own story apparently! Anyway, there is another chapter yet to come :P. I'm so very sorry for the delay!



Previous parts:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4.1
Part 4.2
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10

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theartoffic
04 September 2008 @ 12:45 am
aslkdf;slfjsdkfskfasjfk! That is all...

No, that's not all *g*

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theartoffic
01 September 2008 @ 09:27 pm
srsly? I cannot wait. I love motorcycles. I love gritty dramas (loved the Sopranos). And boy do I love me some Charlie Hunnam! And he's playing a pretty bad boy with a heart - my most favoritest kind of angsty role. Now I will just beg the universe that this show is as intriguing as the promos make it look because ... guh:

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And another but I cut it because it's big :D
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theartoffic
26 August 2008 @ 09:21 pm
then I'm going to be bad all the time!!!

The ever so lovely [info]frodosweetstuff has punished me written me the most sweet, and utterly delightful, Casey/Zeke fic for the birthday I tried to hide *sheepish*. It is just so wonderful and if you haven't seen it already you can check it out right here: http://frodosweetstuff.livejournal.com/309746.html

I'm still smiling from ear to ear, Stef! :D Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

*adores* <3
 
 
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theartoffic
25 August 2008 @ 08:09 pm
I wish I could say it has been a long, hot summer here but, sadly, it has been far too short and rainy. :P Perhaps it was the lack of heat that made it hard for my muses to be generous with this and for that I'm so sorry!

I want to say thank you to [info]tariana and [info]aliensouldream for getting this all together :D. *smushes you*

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Title: Long, hot summer fic
Pairing: c/Z
Warnings: none
Rating: pg-13ish

I had no time to get this by a beta so. please, if you notice something just let me know and I'll fix it! :D
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theartoffic
02 July 2008 @ 01:41 am
Happy Birthday [info]arabia764!!!  
Happy Birthday to my [info]arabia764! It's your special day and I hope it's a good one! Filled with loads of chocolate and copious amounts of wine :D

You are such an amazing friend and talented writer and I just adore you to bits and pieces!

Orli and Elijah are ... well, they're just going to be a little late for your party because ... well, there's always something, isn't there? :D You can clearly see why for yourself *g*

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theartoffic
05 June 2008 @ 10:56 pm
Title: Of Kings and Slaves AU - Chapter 10
Rating: Mature
Paring: OB/EW - AU
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: All made up :)
Beta: Many, many thanks to [info]itstonedme *hearts*



Previous parts:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4.1
Part 4.2
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9


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theartoffic
04 June 2008 @ 12:52 am
Happy Birthday [info]frodosweetstuff!!!  
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This truly is a celebration of special magni-FSS :D *tosses confetti*

You are such a treasure to your friends and fandom! *squishes you* I hope you have the most fabulous day filled with every special thing your heart desires! :D Please forgive that this isn’t fic, but is, instead, complete and utter Casey/Zeke picspam silliness! *adores*

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